Melissa called me again this morning at 9:30 a.m. to see if I was coming to the 11 a.m. "postponed" wedding TODAY.
"No thanks I've got a freelance deadline."
"But I would like you to me my Maid of Honor. There is no one else. Please."
Okay. I said.
No, she did not ask me to be Maid of Honor. I was just checking to see if my sense of humor was still in tact. But would that not make an interesting story?
All done, now. Seriously, Shoot me, please, and thank you,